Boring Technical Readings for Sleep

Fall asleep to a deep, reassuring voice reading nothing worth paying attention to

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Deeply Unimportant is the sleep show for minds that won't quit. Your host, a real life former news anchor, delivers unchallenging, nondescript material—from municipal codes and appliance manuals to technical specifications and archived inventory lists—in a protracted, professional style with classic broadcast gravitas. It's the very sound of reassurance, presenting things that really don’t matter. The deep resonant, unwavering tone is the perfect mental white noise, anchoring racing thoughts with comforting cadence and structure. If you think a decisive, authoritative voice would lull you into a deep slumber, stop scrolling and start drifting off to the world of the Deeply Unimportant.

“Deeply Unimportant provides the structural calm necessary to transition the nervous system from the noise of the day into the restorative state of deep sleep.” -Dr. Elon Bartlett, D.C., Acorn Wellness Center

"Restorative sleep is the cornerstone of health. The structural boredom of Deeply Unimportant can anchor the mind, allowing the body to settle into its natural rhythm of repair." -Dr. Caitlin Kolbuc, N.D., retired

About your host
Dallas Kachan wrote and anchored hourly newscasts carried live on hundreds of radio stations across Canada with Broadcast News, the broadcast division of the Canadian Press national news service. Since then, he's voiced documentaries and audiobooks, including a 19-hour read of his own bestselling travel and adventure novel about a round-the-world flight in a futuristic airplane.